I guess yoh have a made up "friend," and he happens tk be from the UK, huh? Lol. Whatever. Go face that dumb shit on your FB and see what people think. I've told you this already, haven't I?? You are right that mechanics shouldn't matter too much, but it does when lack of it makes you sound like a retard.

I'm also assuming that you've named your right hand as your "girlfriend." Well, it is a free country. Enjoy jacking off! ㅋㅋ